Hard To Please

Relationship is really complicated that is a turf in my fucking life.

If you treat him good, he says you had hidden agenda,
If you don't, he said you are not a good lover,
If I dress nicely, he says you are trying to flirt around,
If you don't, he said you look like horrible,
If you argue with him, he says you are a sturborn and not loving him,
If you keep quite are even worse, he says you are deaf or mute,
If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face,
If he's smarter than you, that is great and fact,
If he need you, he'll tries to possess you,
If he don't need you, he will try to run away from you,
If you don't touch him or make love with him, he said you don't love him ,
If do! he says you are a jerk and pervert,
If I tell him my trouble, he says I am troublesome and in deep trouble,
If you don't he says I don't love him and trust him,
If you advised him or even scold him you are a jackass and nanny,
If he scold you, it is because he cares and love you,
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted and inhuman,
If he break my promise, he is forced to do it,
If you had done a mistake , he says you are damn stupid and careless,
If he got one, he says it is the fate,
If you smoke, you are evil and waste money,
If he smoke, he says is to release stress and he is gentleman,
If you do well , he says luck on your side,
If he do well, it's because he is smart and clever,
If you hurt him, you are cruel,
If he hurt you, he says you are too sensitive and so hard to please.

If you look at it, this incident really happen to everyone... all the best and good luck.